iamthetot

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Begging the question is when you assert a conclusion without addressing a question. This is not that.

Americans will do anything but use a bidet.

"against their will" is a little redundant there.

That's a strange choice.

I agree in principle, but the article is worded in possibly the worst way to get this across. It should be more along the lines of "don't spend beyond your means".

I can't remember who it was, but some comedian had this really funny bit that stuck with me ever since. It's the same jist as what your said but their delivery was hilarious to drive home the point. People only hark on about free speech when they're saying something shitty.

Awesome work!

This dude is genuinely a narcissist to a T.

Well that's scary.

Honestly if this is unexpected, you haven't been paying close enough attention for a decade or two. Or more.

To be perfectly frank, using the middle finger gesture is quite possibly rock bottom on the list of things I think make him unqualified to be POTUS.