leopardpuncher

The logic in my joke is severely flawed, and intentionally so, for comedic effect. Contrary to popular belief, it's actually quite difficult to marry a close blood relative, even south of the Mason-Dixon line, which is why most conservatives prefer cohabitation.

Seems to me that if your birth name and married name match, this will disproportionately favor people who marry their siblings or other relatives. I wonder what political leaning that particular segment has 🤔