maxthemummer

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[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 1 points 17 hours ago

The power he has over people is criminal.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 17 hours ago

"Gentleman! Let's retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter."

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

What kind "man" does it take to be so far up Trump's ass?

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago

Repeat after me. "I" state your name.

"I state your name."

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his "tough guy" act dissolve.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, "Sir..." (even THEN he commanded respect) "Sir, thank God you're alright." Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said "Bless you", and I'll never forget it.