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I’m emigrating in July. Fuck you people.

Forgot the /s

I honestly thing you should just use a different network.

Cozy.talk looks pretty adorable.

I love the smell of freedom in the morning….

Right? ;)

Church is church. Church is money. Money is god.

All churches are the same. They just have different bank accounts.

Never. That’s the whole point of church. Anyone with half a brain knows there is no god and the [insert religious text] is a book created by man.

a conditional opportunity to buy the device if Trump Mobile eventually chooses to sell it.

I’m laughing so hard I think I may have collapsed a lung.

Don’t forget the government bailouts!!