moon

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The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.

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Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.

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I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.

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The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.

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He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.

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She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.

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Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.

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His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

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I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels

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He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

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You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

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We should play with legos at camp.

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