moon

joined 2 years ago
[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.

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The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.

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Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

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With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

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Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

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Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

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Purple is the best city in the forest.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

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You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Having no hair made him look even hairier.

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