moon

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[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
The river stole the gods.
[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The external cars tell only part of the story.

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She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.

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He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

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For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

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He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.

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It took him a month to finish the meal.

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As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

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