moon

joined 2 years ago
[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.

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His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Three generations with six decades of life experience.

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Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

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