Edit: it really warms my buns that this idiotic image I created 20+ years ago, so unappreciated by the French at the time, has triggered a whole thread of ridiculous bread puns.
My kid has "tech class", where I (wrongly) assumed they would learn about computers and the internet, how they work and how to use them. Nope, they just learned how to use Microsoft Teams.
Alabama voted in Doug Jones, likely a fluke that we won't be able to repeat, but there is a very thin sliver of hope.