schwifty_squanch

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YouTube: "Either way, we get paid." in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Next up, you pay a subscription AND you watch ads!

This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try counting to ten while you pee.

There is a 3rd choice in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.