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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It is sexual, it sounds like they jack them off to acquire genetic material to impregnate the female livestock with

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Trying to be "facts forward" so make of this what you will. Source: I was in FFA in highschool in a beef intense-ish area.

The method of collecting semen I'm most familiar with is when they take a female cow in heat and tie her up, then bring a male bull they want to collect semen from into the same pen. The male will smell the female is in heat, gets erect, and will attempt to mount her.

As the male is trying to mount the female, people in the pen with the cattle will have a large rubbery "sleeve" on a pole (imagine a cow sized condom on a stick) that they will maneuver around the bull's penis as it mounts the cow. He does his thing in the condom thinking he's inside the female (usually less than 30 seconds) dismounts and then the ranchers have their semen for artificial insemination.

I've been out of that area for over a decade now so a new method may have emerged since then, but in my Animal Sciences class, that's how we were taught semen is harvested for most livestock.

Edit: I distinctly recall the "artificial vagina" being on a stick (and laughing about it in class), but best video I can find on the quick: https://youtu.be/-4ma3WeOxbo

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TBF that one sounds like no lines are crossed

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago

Eh, I feel like the female cow is still getting a raw deal. Less raw than the classic "breed this bull with this cow" arrangement, but still somewhat not good.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

there is a new method of eletrical rectal stimulation that stimulates the prostate through the anus, afaik only used on bovines

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ew.

So that is to say, as far as you know, the method I describe above more or less still applies for pigs, sheep, etc?

yes those methods are pretty universal

ew? heh, thats not even the worst stuff, look up how artificial semination is done in goats, it is really bad, efectively a surgery has to be done

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You left out the rest, where the calf is seperated from its mother, tortured and killed for veal, while the mother mourns the loss of her child that the milk she produces is actually for, so the milk can be stolen from her for profit.

[–] goedel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

almost no calves end up as veal at all. the vast majority are brought to full weight before slaughter

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

hahahahahahahaha I know that style of "arguing" from somewhere..... neocat, laugh, tears

edit: don't worry I'll never tell blobcat, smiley I'll get banned otherwise, make a yptb post about it which somehow results in feddit.org getting defedded and all the zionist crybabies coming out in force

[–] goedel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 14 hours ago

stating facts to correct misinformation is a style, i guess.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Did you know that one of the common methods of turning pigs into pork is to lower them into a chamber filled with carbon dioxide so that the pigs suffocate to death? They scream out in agony while dying. Pigs are as intelligent as dogs, if not moreso.

[–] remon@ani.social 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless they are jacking off themselves at the same time, it's not sexual.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I get what you're saying but it's sexual assault, no?

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Is artificial insemination of livestock sexual assault?

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[–] remon@ani.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (31 children)
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[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If non-human animals cannot consent, isn't all sex between any two non-human animals rape?

If that's the case, isn't this preferable to just letting the animals just rape each other indiscriminately?

[–] lalo@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

isn’t all sex between any two non-human animals rape?

Non-human animals aren't moral agents and can't be subjected to the same moral outcomes that humans have. The same way we can't say a hurricane has done something immoral.

Non-human animals are moral patients. When moral agents act immorally upon moral patients, the agents are responsible.

[–] ageedizzle@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Compare: it’s rape to have sex with someone underage, but two underage people can have sex with each other without it being rape. 

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

isn’t this preferable to just letting the animals just rape each other indiscriminately?

That's not why people do it though. It is wrong to make up new justifications for actions after the fact. It exists as an industrial process to get animals pregnant more often than they'd naturally choose to.

isn’t all sex between any two non-human animals rape?

And no, not all sex between 2 animals is rape. Animals can consent to sex with other members of their species, animals can't consent to sex with other species because of communication differences (the big one being any animal with a human).

If that’s the case, isn’t this preferable to just letting the animals just rape each other indiscriminately?

The same way that hunting is more moral than farming, letting animals go at it in a natural way is way better than 1. tricking bulls into ejaculating into tubes and 2. forcibly inseminating cows with that genetic material.

You need to quantify the rate at which animal rape is occuring to justify using this method on the basis of "preventing rape."

Also if you sought to prevent any animal rape, you'd have to seperate them all by sex. As far as I know this doesn't generally happen except for their specific breeding season, and it would be cruel to seperate male and female livestock for their entire existence, just as it's cruel to deny them their natural sexual intercourse. Humans aren't supposed to play God with every facet of an animal's life.

Yes, it is.

It is sexual abuse on Living Beings, let alone sexual.

[–] goedel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Veterinary in the sense that "it's a duty a veterinarian might perform do," but in this context it's done to create more animals for us to harvest food from. Because letting them do it at their own rate wasn't fast enough for this industrialised society's appetite.

It's disingenous to call it a veterinary procedure; we're under no illusions about why this is being done. The cow didn't ask for a bloody sperm donor, lol.