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A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"

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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

I usually just gather a nibble by picking up a couple crumbs... I'll see myself out.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I'd have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian