A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"
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The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures
Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. ๐ค
Light all the candles as an announcement that you're gonna start having kids and hope she'll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely.
Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.
I usually just gather a nibble by picking up a couple crumbs... I'll see myself out.
I'd have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian
Although a processor might be nominally capable of accessing a bus of a certain width, it does not mean that all address or data lines need be connected.