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Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. ๐ค
Light all the candles as an announcement that you're gonna start having kids and hope she'll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely.