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A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"

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[โ€“] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Light all the candles as an announcement that you're gonna start having kids and hope she'll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely.