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Keep dinosaurs out of the bedroom!
I know It looks like simple fun and nobody gets hurt but trust me they will be digesting you afterwards.
We absolutely could have domesticated raptors. Dogs are more than capable of eating us, and once in a while actually do just that, but that doesn't stop us from spending more on their special diets and cute sweaters than we do on our human children.
A wild raptor? Probably not, if you've ever had chickens you know how vicious they can turn suddenly. But you also know how affectionate and loyal they can be. A few generations of selective breeding and you will have the ultimate protection animal. Jurassic Park's representation of them being like fucking Alien and being horrific killing machines with brains designed for unlocking cages is likely a huge exaggeration of what kind of nuanced and intelligent and complicated creatures they were.
I've had wolves, they make terrible pets, but even dedicated predators have a measure of deep loyalty and love for their family unit.
A: it's a joke calm down.
B: even if dinosaurs have been around since the beginning of humanity we couldn't have domesticated them yet and possibly never could.
C: Dogs are mammals we are practically the same species compared to dinosaurs.
D: velociraptors specifically did not have social and hierarchical genes that would require evolution to take over not domestication it took humans ~200,000,000 years to evolve that good luck keeping humans alive that long.
How are you reading "not calm" in any of this?
The word "absolutely" is generally considered an absolute and since it is in the first sentence sets the tone for the rest of the conversation as someone who absolutely has no room for negotiation on his view.
It's an opinion, sure, I stand by it, but it's not an emotional or hyperbolic term, so the impression of "intensity" you're getting is kinda weird.
Allow me to re-word your sentence:
"We absolutely could have domesticated raptors."
My group without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider.
My group (the royal 'We' giving a sense of universal acceptance but the sentence above clearly disagrees creating an in/out group mentality and the illusion that you are the odd one out, placing me in the out group) without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider (this last bit is interesting because it is not a sentence The layman would agree with, wether true or not, ergo the entire point was to place me as an outsider not to make a fact).
That is an adversarial comment looking to discredit me.
A more proper way to say that would be something like:
You could domesticate a velociraptor.
Or if you truly believe it to be so
We do actually have evidence that it is possible to domesticate velociraptors.
As far as it being an opinion you are technically correct, your intentions might not have been to communicate aggression, however your opinion in this case doesn't fall in the equation. you are performing the act of communication, the information that I received is what matters, otherwise you have failed that goal.
Nope, not doing line by line contentious essay shit, I'm not doing this at all. Bye.
*pretentious
Only if they get hungry. Like all pets really.