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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 41 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I once just asked how long if would take them to swap the chair and the table, and how long it would take to swap the window and that pillar. After all, it's just moving stuff around. They understood after that.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Careful, that table is critical for getting airflow over that server in the corner. If you move the table it will overheat and cause a cascade of failures and bankrupt the entire company.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 hours ago

And that’s a load bearing chair.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

I like that metaphor. I'm gonna use it next time I have to talk to a non-technical.