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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 30 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Careful, that table is critical for getting airflow over that server in the corner. If you move the table it will overheat and cause a cascade of failures and bankrupt the entire company.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 hours ago

And that’s a load bearing chair.