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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 hours ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 15 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Real time simulation of fabrics is a ongoing field of study. It has years of research behind it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Generally simulated fabrics look good as long as it is flapping in the wind like a flag and has no chance of interacting with any other objects, such as the person wearing a scarf.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 hours ago

"You can choose to play as a mighty warrior, or a free-floating sentient scarf. One or the other."

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

The last two-minute-papers video on the subject makes it look like a solved problem, until you notice the stats in the corner are measuring "minutes per frame"