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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate the current dental setup in the US. They lay you down absolutely flat.Then, they spray water in your mouth, and they never keep up with the suction, and you feel like you're being waterboarded, because you are being waterboarded.

I've gone my entire life never being afraid of the dentist. Even as a child, I wasn't afraid of the dentist. And now I'm afraid of the dentist.

The dentists act like it's a huge deal if you tell them you can't lay all the way completely flat on your back. That's the most vulnerable position to be in while somebody's looming over you and waterboarding you.

I'm trying to figure out if they're doing it on purpose to try to torture us and make us more submissive, I wouldn't put it past America at this point, our leaders have become so evil. We're probably going to find out in like twenty years that this was a psy op to torture Americans and see how we would respond.

Just to be clear, I don't think the dentists are the ones doing this. I think that they're being taught to do it this way, and manufacturers are making these new tables.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Telling people to go touch grass is the new way to tell people to shut up. No thanks. I won't shut up.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

This is a fucked up conspiracy theory