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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 127 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These things are so fucking dystopian.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 141 points 2 days ago (6 children)

They really are. I visit a location with one of these regularly  and a pleasant loudspeaker says "Welcome to [shopping area], please report any disturbances" and I immediately feel like I'm in Half-Life, or another dystopian video game...

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I always start the chase scene early by throwing the can at his face.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

The ones by me play loud classical music at night to keep homeless from setting up camp. Nothing makes me feel more safe at night than loud classical music. Just kidding it always makes me feel like a slasher movie killer is just a few feet behind me.

Probably the most dystopian thing I've ever experienced IRL.

"Welcome to Walmart 17...thousand. You have chosen, or been chosen, to shop at one of our finest remaining retail plazas."

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago

"Eat recycled food. Good for the environment and OK for you."

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

The mini game dictates you properly dispose of your excrement. Civil Enforcement is concerned.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

the aperture laboratories vibes, i get those when i visit old power plants for work, just by the looks

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It costs less than 10 dollars to disable them.

It also costs about negative 1200 to steal them.

It costs infinitely more to do nothing.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What even are these? I'm not American, we don't torture (or have) crackheads here. I mean we do have bums, but hard drugs are too expensive and hard to find for then I think. Booze is easy.

Anyway, in case anyone here is thinking of their local community's wellbeing, idk what it's like in the US with tariffs and all, but I know that in general it's like 30 bucks off Aliexpress to get a cordless angle grinder that works with Makita batteries. Maybe 50 with a battery and charger included. Yes, they work.

[–] Saurok@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like portable CCTV. Police cameras. They can move them to wherever the crime is basically.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With built-in AI facial recognition and license plate reader

[–] Saurok@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

Thanks I hate that additional knowledge

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like to know as well, if only since if it’s done in the US, it won’t be too long until we get it over here.

I mean, this obviously looks like some kind of mobile general suspicion surveillance system, but what’s the official story?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The official story is that it's mobile general surveillance to deter crime.

They're very open that it's a surveillance system that watches everyone and records everything.

https://www.lvt.com/

They're a little less open about how open they are with police or exactly how much they can correlate everything with other data. Most people don't have an intuitive feel for how easy it is to piece together a lot about their lives from some small measurements when tied to everyone else's, so they just stop at being annoyed by the lights and sometimes fucking commercials.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

take off the whole pole, i think someone did it recently, it probably cost them more to reinstall it.