Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon introduces himself (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Would have been pretty funny (to those in the know) if he managed to do it with confidence. Shame.

Also damn, this Greentext is 10 years old. Doing this nowadays in highschool would definitely net you a room full of blank stares (best case) even if you don't botch the delivery.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Fun fact: this practice hasn't changed in the hundreds (thousands?) of years we've been asking kids to introduce themselves to a group