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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 234 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Come see why you're all wrong sore losers, here in a lenghty rantarticle I explain why AI is so good and is going to replace you all:

https://localhost:80/index.html

[–] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love the https and port 80 combo. Really sells the incompetence.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s what makes it obvious that this person has been around the block. Or a few blocks.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Should have been brought round back.

[–] erayerdin@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pointing to 80 port was the salt in the wound, i presume?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

With https no less

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey thats my website! Gemini, call the police!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You rang? (My user's name in my laptop is gemini, and in my home pc, and anywhere i use my flake really), btw check out my terminal cool right?:

It doesnt look right in the tty though, i havent bothered to make it change the characters for some it can print, i use oh-my-posh btw, and fish.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

So did you call the police yet?

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

Every breath you take starts playing on the background...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

That page is filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Theres too many s's in https

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Goddammit, I clicked.