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[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey thats my website! Gemini, call the police!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You rang? (My user's name in my laptop is gemini, and in my home pc, and anywhere i use my flake really), btw check out my terminal cool right?:

It doesnt look right in the tty though, i havent bothered to make it change the characters for some it can print, i use oh-my-posh btw, and fish.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

So did you call the police yet?

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

Every breath you take starts playing on the background...