UPDATE: This meme has been self-fulfilling because I got home this morning to find the cat in question doing the deed with four male cats in broad daylight in the middle of my yard (the original post was triggered quite innocently by her "bonding" with a cat that wasn't her male bff)
I DID NOT KNOW that they all do it the same day! What the fuck. I figured it happens over the course of the whole spring or something
Gross.
Not kink-shaming but wtf cats! Where's this behavior coming from? ๐ I thought y'all were just innocent adorable furballs
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have about a dozen strays to catch and take to the vet. No joke.
FURTHER UPDATE: It's been 3 hours. The same four cats have returned and are watching the girl one eat. What the fuck is going on?! [ shaking and crying in a corner ] I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore. I chased them away. Forget it. It's 3:30pm. They can go somewhere else or at least wait for dark. I don't want my neighbors to see a cat orgy in my front yard ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
Oh
My
God
Cats really do live interesting lives ๐