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No Microslop for me (media.piefed.social)

submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 67 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Senior backend engineering definitely doesn’t see 99% windows adoption rate.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works -4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but a senior engineer would just use an old personal linux laptop from home, they wouldn't even bother bitching about the employer issued machine.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 hours ago

How are they going to use a personal device when corporate policy locks that down?

[–] Trilogy3452@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They don't use a personal laptop, and I've never heard of such thing for any company that has more than 10 employees. The security risk is huge