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[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If I'm being given the Tuxedo, I'm gonna make that look spiffy every day.

That said, Windows is in no way a Tuxedo.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Windows is more of a "your socks must be damp at all times while on the clock" policy.

Not exactly going to prevent you from getting your work done, but unpleasant, and you'll be miserable the whole time.

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, but if I'm paid for my time that's only my time, being miserable requires extra payment.