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To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.
Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
This would've been a great Mythbusters plot.
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?
"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"
Gadaffi remembers...
“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”
“It was the only good spot left!”