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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is from Biodome not Encino Man

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

implying he only said that catchphrase in one movie

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

That guy is certainly more baboon than man.

What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?

That's why we cook, like civilized people.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he's iron deficient or something?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I also crave raw red meat but I've never had blood work show I was iron-deficient ... still, a good theory!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Guess you won't have that friend for very long.