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[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee