The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.
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Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.
Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?
it was probably white when they bought it
I thought it's a diarrhea rug.
Same
So you can't see the real piss on the floor.
actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity
(context for those who need it)
Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.
with respect, worst runs clear
i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose
actually, according to colour theory, context matters.
Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.
Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.
and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day
Cupboard above the loo too
Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.
The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.
Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.
when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year
Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.
Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee
Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.
You should get your prostate checked.
Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.
Bet.
The piss puddle edition floor mat!
That rug used to be white you know...
Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.
Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.
i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up
$25k bathroom, $15 rug:
Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.
Donny, you’re out of your element
i am the walrus
Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?
there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to
How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water
The shower is not the problem here.
And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water
At least then it'll be what it looks like.
Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.
Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet
take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours
That's not my bathroom.
Oops.
That's a butt sprayer
Yummmmm space noodles.
Sims-ass bathroom