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Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes.
They are generally not funny, just stupid.
Having a sense of humor helps.
No this is too stupid, obviously it would be a major monopoly issue, and would never be allowed by authorities.
USA yes, because they effectively have zero monopoly control and consumer protection, but the rest of the world would not allow it.
It is not funny, and just a waste of space on my screen.
"It is can't be literally true so it must not be funny," said the user without a sense of humor.
Haha you are funny. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I enjoyed it so it was a good use of my screen space which zeroes out your criticism :)
I enjoyed it too and I wish it took up more of my screen space. We're in the lead now!
OK IDK why you found that funny, usually a joke needs an element of surprise, since there was absolutely no surprise for me, I didn't. Maybe it just requires to be less informed IDK???
On top of that, so many people forget it’s April 1st, and actually believe it
If you dont like it, just turn your phone off for a day there, bud.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
What a completely moronic suggestion, how do you figure that makes any sense?
It's like saying If you don't like chicken, just stop eating.
I have no idea how it's possible to be that stupid???? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a completely moronic reply. Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you'd like. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
OK, maybe there will be a nugget in there, challenge accepted.
Bonus points if some of them are actually funny, and not just stupid.
April Fools!
Got'em. Not spending my day personally forwarding you shit.
Oh just doing the talk and not the walk, That figures from the content of your previous posts.
What are you going on about now?
Apparently all talk, because you are backpedaling fast. I think you may have a short term memory problem.
The joke obviously went over your head. Hopefully you survive today. Rooting for you!
OK thanks I guess, this is the least hostile response yet.