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AMD says it will buy Intel, completing the strangest reversal in chip history (www.techspot.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by bdonvr@thelemmy.club to c/technology@lemmy.world
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article texthappy April fool's btw

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[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 86 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good April's Fool joke!

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha, as I wake up and wipe the sleep crust from my eyes, I thought I was still dreaming (as in asleep). But your comment makes sense! Time to be skeptical all day!

[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

On this day, as well as in the 28th of December, when we celebrate the Spanish equivalent, I don, t believe anybody or anything!!!

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

The ttl expired in transit to Australia.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes.
They are generally not funny, just stupid.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having a sense of humor helps.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

On top of that, so many people forget it’s April 1st, and actually believe it

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you dont like it, just turn your phone off for a day there, bud.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

RISC-V buys NVIDIA

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pepsi buys Coca-Cola

[–] AverageEarthling@feddit.online 11 points 3 weeks ago

Made me do a double take. The way the world is right now, it wouldn't be the most shocking thing.

[–] roger.wood@feddit.online 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't the SEC look upon jokes like this poorly?

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev -5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This shit is dumb. It was dumb on Reddit and it is dumb here. Why do we want to make ourselves suffer obnoxious fake news once a year?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 3 weeks ago

a few minutes earlier

"hmm, I'm bored. Oh look here's some people enjoying a small laugh. Imma shit on the fun. How DARE they enjoy a joke I personally don't like. The FOOLS! THE ABSOLUTE MORONS! I simply MUST tell people their frivolity is absurd."

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Reddit didn't invent April fools day, why give them credit they don't deserve if you dislike them?