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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I already do that crap all day at work. The last thing I want to do is do it to my coffee maker or something.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I want to do! I saw a post some years ago, someone had connected a ~ESP32 (or the like) to their coffee maker, connected it to the WiFi and made an app to remote controll it.

I want to do something similar. Prepp the coffee in the evening, set a time for the machine to start and then have fresh coffee when I wake up. I realise that I could just do all of this and just press the button when I wake up instead, but the idea of this makes me happy.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The whole point is to make it because I want to. As I said, I can just prepare my MoccaMaster the day before and the coffee will be one button press away in the morning.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

It's a do it once thing, though... ESPHome essentially keeps everything updated and secure.