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[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

arrays start at (offset) zero. lists start at (position) one. fight me.

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Only edge lords still mentally stuck in CS101 conflate indices and offsets.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

good morning to you too. remember to have your coffee before going on the internet.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

arrays start at (offset) zero

i.e.: *(array + i)