Haha i use fortran
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2026
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Clearly Kendrick Lamar started programming in the 70s in Fortran, had a small flirt with MATLAB and ended up using Julia in the end.
I didn't know he was so strong in scientific computing.
Drake asks github copilot to make a for loop for him
Drake is too busy trying to clean up his work with child processes
TF is this formatting
c for smartphones
just zoom out and go closer to the screen
I read it as if they are calling java "C for smartphones" instead lmao.
This is C#, isn't it?
Oh shit, it is. Didn't notice the ".Length"
that's linux kernel code style
arrays start at (offset) zero. lists start at (position) one. fight me.
arrays start at (offset) zero
i.e.: *(array + i)
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I never mock those who are trying to learn.
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Why is he starting with c/c++? Yes they have uses but not as a starter just playing around.
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I struggled with this initially too cause I didn't understand why. Most people would say "give me the first object". In reality your requesting an offset * size of each item + list start.
You're taking a shitpost too seriously mate
This sure looks like C# to me, not C/C++
It's K.Dotnet
- Why is he starting with c/c++? Yes they have uses but not as a starter just playing around.
sometimes it's not interesting enough to keep someone's attention if it's just "playing around": some people need to feel like what they're working on while learning has a real purpose, and some purposes have to use C++ (e.g. Arduino)
sure it might not be the most effective or efficient way to learn, but it can be more motivating.
What’s worse, starting at 1 or using AI to write it for you?