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Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 150 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

First thing monday morning.

Looks at river, "If I was in that river Id be so wet right now."

Boss starts looking worried.

"I bet if that river splashed me in the face we'd need two towels to clean it all up!"

Then I dont need to comment on it again until next monday.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

well shit... my top comment is going to be about fucking a river now I guess...

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 48 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

From: jrandom@company.tld
To: everyone@company.tld
Subject: River observations 2026-04-27

Everyone,

I would like to point out that the river appears to be wet. I would also like to observe that I saw at least three (3) separate ducks on the river so far.

We will revisit this topic next Monday as per company guidelines.

J. Random
Widget Testing Dept.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 15 points 18 hours ago

Clearly, this needs to be a meeting with 20 people. We need to get consensus on the number and color of ducks, and what to do about them. Plus there's the more elementary question of whether water can be wet.

It needs to be 2 hours. The only slot that everyone has free is during lunch, so I booked that.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 74 points 23 hours ago

"Boy, that river is moving pretty fast. I bet if I fell in you wouldn't be able to find my body for weeks..."

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

Four towels is a bit excessive don’t you think?

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 24 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

next week...

I just want to go down and slowly insert two of my fingers into that river and feel how wet it it! Then id pull them out and watch it slowly run down my arm.

I bet it smells like fish...

ok im good until next week!

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Keep going. This is doing something for me.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Bros gooning to river smut

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Boss starts looking worried.

...because he thinks you've discovered his fetish.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 21 hours ago

The boss brought up the big wet thing in the first place!