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A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.
Team bonding exercises can be great though, e.g. going go-carting on company time or having a walk.
Enables you to be more kind to colleagues.
Fits perfectly.
There are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I'm sure your boss will love it.
🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get
🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt
or
🎵 My dad was an accountant and I'm an accountants son
🎵 And I'll stick with the union till every battle 's won
...
🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody's nerves...🎵
🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵
🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵
🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵
🎵This could have been an email but we'll forever ever wonder...🎵
🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death
Just sing Gwar - Sick of You, unchanged
If they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man
How... How often do you think binmen work from home?
Have you seen my desk?
Every day at least once
Oh they tryin'...
I'm lucky to work for a fairly small firm that fully supports my choice to be a hermit, but yeah that commercial real estate ain't gonna finance itself.