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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 59 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 26 minutes ago

Team bonding exercises can be great though, e.g. going go-carting on company time or having a walk.

Enables you to be more kind to colleagues.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ
私が俗に言う天才です

Fits perfectly.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago

There are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I'm sure your boss will love it.

🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get
🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt

or

🎵 My dad was an accountant and I'm an accountants son
🎵 And I'll stick with the union till every battle 's won

...

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody's nerves...🎵

🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵

🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵

🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵

🎵This could have been an email but we'll forever ever wonder...🎵

[–] lasta@piefed.world 5 points 12 hours ago

🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death

  • changed lyric to meet the assignment
  • reflects feelings about the task
  • ends your turn as soon as possible so that the next poor soul gets to participate in this corporate hazing ritual
[–] DonPiano@feddit.org 11 points 21 hours ago

Just sing Gwar - Sick of You, unchanged

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man

[–] BottleCaptain@feddit.nl 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How... How often do you think binmen work from home?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago

Have you seen my desk?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 18 hours ago

Every day at least once

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm lucky to work for a fairly small firm that fully supports my choice to be a hermit, but yeah that commercial real estate ain't gonna finance itself.