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[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All they have to do is have a glass or two of wine and say they're not able to act in a professional capacity.

[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you are incapacitated you need to help and two glasses of wine don't count here. But again this is valid for "normal" countries.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2 glasses is over the limit for doctors. When on call you can't drink even one.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

On call is not really what we discuss here, emergency may require a trained person to at least identify as one and try helping. Of course it depends on the legislation

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

"is there a doctor on the flight?"

"yes! two glasses of picpoul de Pinet please"

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Do they serve wine on Spirit Airlines?