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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] GCanuck@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Think of what Q could do with menstrual products.

Detonate a maxi pad. Floatation tampon. Garrote tampon. Chloroform pads.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you meant Satr Trek Q, and was very concerned.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, Q could do those things if so inclined.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Think, what Bond would be capable of in the state of the red rage!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Flotation tampon? You're thinking too small. Explosive. Maybe shooty. Definitely some kind of bang. Tampon could be a mini bazooka with all the latest tech in a mini-missile.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

With that said, grappling hook?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

Haha. Nice comment to start my morning with, thanks. :D

Not essential for Bond though.

They have to be able to fool the henchwomen of their enemies, so like the cigarette-gun, it needs to be in a box with regulars so it doesn't get taken away from Bond by the Villain and they can then use it for something cool, after which they make a bad pun.

James Bond - 1967 You Only Live Twice Cigarette Gun

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Guess it was your time of the month”

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Bond, shooting a mini rpg into a wall that cracks open with water on the other side, causing a flood and washing all the henchwomen and villains away:

"Guess you had a... heavy flow."