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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of "FART." Fart on the whole industry.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You're thinking too small.

Static Hash Allocation Resource Table

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Frequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you're doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever.

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