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I'm sorry what (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

whatever you want really. that's the fun of shark coochie boards

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I was going to correct you, then realized you were the one who got the name right.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It seems you figured it out at the end, there.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nose candy before sex, smoke the weed at the very end for coming down.
EDIT: Come to think of it, you might want to save at least some of the food for after the weed.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.