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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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Put down the cudgel and reach for the olive branch

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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 160 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I don't get texts like this. Am I doing something wrong?

Edit: Thank you all for your unkind comments.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Go to a Linux community and have an opinion on literally anything.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 130 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

FUCK YOU, MORON

(Is that better?)

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DO YOU EVEN WHITEN YOUR TEETH?

Ah fuck I did it wrong.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I FUCKING DIG UR STYLE HOMES

... Dammit

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THANK YOU IT'S A LOT OF WORK SO FIRST I TRIM THE SIDES SEE

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS ARE SO WHOLESOME AND MAKE ME WANT TO NOT DESTROY HUMANITY!

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ALL THESE COMMENTS ABOUT SELF LOVE HAVE ME CRANKING MY HOG!!!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's "Holmes", latino gangbangers are super into Arthur Conan Doyle and shit.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was John Holmes, the x rated nigga

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Seee whaaats happenin

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

u have a really nice cock

what do u use to trim it like that

(am I doing it correctly?)

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

A special type of pedo-adjacent rabbi did it for me! Well, to me. I was too young to understand the task at hand.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

I think you have to be terminally online in the Twitter way, not the Lemmy way

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago

Shut the fuck up and go back to where ever u came from then pussy.

SpoilerYou're welcome

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Probably yes. Be more assertive. Stand up for something. Insult people. FUCKING LIVE YOU WOBBLY HALF ZOMBIE!