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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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I don't get texts like this. Am I doing something wrong?
Edit: Thank you all for your unkind comments.
Go to a Linux community and have an opinion on literally anything.
FUCK YOU, MORON
(Is that better?)
DO YOU EVEN WHITEN YOUR TEETH?
Ah fuck I did it wrong.
I FUCKING DIG UR STYLE HOMES
... Dammit
YOU HAVE NICE FACIAL HAIR!
THANK YOU IT'S A LOT OF WORK SO FIRST I TRIM THE SIDES SEE
GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS ARE SO WHOLESOME AND MAKE ME WANT TO NOT DESTROY HUMANITY!
FUCKING AROOOOOOO BROTHER!!!
ALL THESE COMMENTS ABOUT SELF LOVE HAVE ME CRANKING MY HOG!!!
It's "Holmes", latino gangbangers are super into Arthur Conan Doyle and shit.
I thought it was John Holmes, the x rated nigga
Get it together you
Seee whaaats happenin
u have a really nice cock
what do u use to trim it like that
(am I doing it correctly?)
A special type of pedo-adjacent rabbi did it for me! Well, to me. I was too young to understand the task at hand.
I think you have to be terminally online in the Twitter way, not the Lemmy way
Shut the fuck up and go back to where ever u came from then pussy.
Spoiler
You're welcomeI think not?
Probably yes. Be more assertive. Stand up for something. Insult people. FUCKING LIVE YOU WOBBLY HALF ZOMBIE!