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Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you're a man of many talents Jo, didn't know you spoke spanish.
spoiler
I'm going to take some boner pills with no prescriptionSo I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)
Close.
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"Guaretas" is slang for buttcheeks and "pepas" is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily. In this context, he does probably mean boner pills. "Cosechar" means harvest. So he's going to pull beans out...in cum sauce.EDIT: I spent my tweens and teens in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Yeah, makes sense. I messed it up.
Now... the broken speaking, is this because you don't use it much, or because you're speaking in a carribean accent? (says mr river plate with the pile of sh sounds and voseo)
Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the "Spanish" I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPSmdbI_TM
EDIT: I guess I should clarify that it's the way I speak it. My reading comprehension is higher because I did read a lot in spanish and I still can.