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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

If you're doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.

And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you'll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.

I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

That thing I piss into?! No thanks.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone's bits nice and clean.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Moen-Attune-Chrome-Handheld-Shower-Head-1-75-GPM-6-6-LPM/5015066185

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I was initially confused because that's just a regular shower around here. Didn't realize there are fixed showerheads.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I had one, once in a hotel. It was a very bad experience. I ended up taking water in a bucket to splash myself with it.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

One of the things I hated most when we went to the US a couple years ago was the stupid showers. Most of them were just fixed showerheads on the wall. Like god damn that is just bad

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

That sound very inconvenient indeed

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

That's also an option

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, breadcrumbs in bed really suck.