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[โ€“] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Your friend skills just but a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

[โ€“] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 46 minutes ago

Anything's more fun with a knife involved.