cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/39354507
Vibroblades?! In this economy?!
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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A fool and their money are soon parted. No doubt the worst $400 knife you can buy.
https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife
It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.
I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.
Ya know what else helps? Sharpening the blade
What anouy a vibrating sharpener? Then you can have mamy easily sharpened blades?
Seriously, just get a decent quality chef knife and stones to sharpen with.
But, imagine if that knife also vibrated at an ultrasonic resonance!
50% lighter
* compared to a hammer
Between the knife and expensive laptop I think whoever took the pic should invest in some common sense classes instead.
That guy is a tech reviewer on YouTube, it probably makes for good content, and he may not have even bought it.
So he's not only got no sense he's a douche too. Thanks for the community notes on that one.
This is one of those situations in which I want to talk some sense into people but then realize mid sentence that it's a lost cause.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
Ultrasonic knives have been a thing in commercial kitchens for decades, I wonder where they get off claiming to be the worlds first US chef's knife...
Gotta link?
Quinn isn't particularly smart but my search engine nor is Wikipedia proving him wrong
I don't think anyone has called Quinn smart
I hope he paid the subscription fee for the knife as well.