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Social Media was a mistake (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your mom

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

can confirm

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, i was there too

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

ayyy!

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

cucumbers aren't people

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pickles!