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No fucking chance. I don't want teeth growing in my asshole or somewhere. You guys can be the guinea pigs first.
You sure? Kinda solves the whole corn problem.
The corn problem is already solved by chewing the corn with the teeth you have - in your mouth.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
Oh come now, you will only have teeth growing out of your asshole if you have a certain type of tumor on your asshole, that does sometimes grow teeth and I think hair, it's weird.
Yeeah, honestly this sounds like the premise of a peculiar body-horror game.(pls mention me if it ever really happens)