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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean to me it's no different than someone attempting a record number of kisses, handshakes, high-5s, haircuts, judo throws... or some other physical interaction. It just doesn't really matter and has no big significance.

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you can't tell the difference between sex and a high-five or a judo throw?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

depends on how you throw em I guess