this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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I mean to me it's no different than someone attempting a record number of kisses, handshakes, high-5s, haircuts, judo throws... or some other physical interaction. It just doesn't really matter and has no big significance.
you can't tell the difference between sex and a high-five or a judo throw?
depends on how you throw em I guess