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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's the record attempt that's a red flag for me. Why would anyone do that to themselves?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean to me it's no different than someone attempting a record number of kisses, handshakes, high-5s, haircuts, judo throws... or some other physical interaction. It just doesn't really matter and has no big significance.

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you can't tell the difference between sex and a high-five or a judo throw?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

depends on how you throw em I guess

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Naw im down with that. It would have to be actively harmful to others for me to not respect an attempt for the world's somethingest something.

Probably wouldn't want to date her, but I respect the effort.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did she have someone there to watch and verify? Who would do something like THAT to themselves??